[the family is having dinner]
More meatballs?
Mmmm! Please. This food is most excellent.
Glad ya like it.
You know, Josh has always been a wonderful cook. In the 5th grade, he won 1st prize for his brownie recipe. What'd you call that son? Fudgie boos?
Oh, dad, please stop talking.
No, no, no, that wasn't. It. It was frosty poos.
Right. So I'm gonna get more meat.
So, Drake, you have not, told me how you plan to support my daughter.
Well, my hope is to, become a famous musician and singer.
Boosha!
Boosha?!
You must get a real job.
He's in high school.
Yeah. My grades are very important to me.
Yeah, do you know how hard he works to maintain his "D" average?
Megan.
I say school not so Important. I not go to school, yet I become billionaire by age.
A B-Billionaire? Like with a "B"?
Yok.
Why you didn't tell me. Your family had a billion dollars? That's worth mentioning... My sweet, sweet wife.
Ohh, Drake.
Oh, money... Yooka! Ohhh, Yooka.
Josh, this meat is magnificent. We don't have beef like this in our homeland.
Oh, that's not beef.
Oh? Then what is this meat?
It's goat.
Glokmah?!
You serve us goatballs?!
Josh, how you could do this?!
Well, it was Drake's idea. In fact, he cooked this entire meal.
Be quiet, Josh. They have a billion dollars.
Drake! You know that goat is sacred in my country!
Yes, Yes! I know! I would never serve goat to my wonderful Yudonian family with so much money!
[Yonka ends the marriage right away as Yooka's family leaves Drake and Josh's home, much to Drake's horror]
Family, we go. Now!
Wait, Wait! Don't go! I love you all so much!
[angrily] BOOSHA!
[angrily] THIS MARRIAGE IS NO MORE! [rips up Drake and Yooka's certificate]
Yooka! Yooka, wait! Don't go! What about the love we share?! I'm sorry about the glokmah! Wait. Can't I just have a few million dollars? Please? [Yooka and her family leave] Boosha!
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