[Drake is home from school after being suspended by Mrs. Hayfer]
Did you do it?
No.
Why did you do it?
I didn't.
How did you do it?
I told you, I didn't do it! I swore on Mom's grave!
[Audrey and Walter come inside Drake and Josh's room]
Excuse me, still alive here.
Sorry, it's an expression.
Megan, out.
Megan': Are you gonna yell at Drake?
Out!
Fine. If he cries, and I miss it, I'm just gonna have to make him cry again.
So, we just got off the phone with your principal.
Look, I promise you guys. I did not put her car in that classroom. You don't believe me.
Well, you have been known to 'act out'.
Like when?
You drove the lawnmower into the living room.
By accident.
You filled our swimming pool with lobsters.
To make money.
Should I mention the stink bomb at my sister's wedding?
Oh, come on, even you hate your sister.
Look Drake, it doesn't matter what we believe. Your school has rules.
A suspension means that you can't go on your class ski trip, you can't compete in the talent show.
This is so unfair! I can't believe that Mrs. Hayfer can just decide I'm guilty.
[comes in the room] She can't!
What?
According to my pocket-sized school handbook. Any accused student can appeal his case before the honor council.
What's that?
It's like a trial and a jury of students decides whether you're innocent or guilty.
How were you going to make money with lobsters?
Focus Walter. Alright Josh, I want to do this how do I go before the honor closet?
Well first, it's called the honor council. And second I've already submitted your case.
Oh really. That's awesome.
We go to trial in 2 days.
That's awesome.
And I'm gonna defend you.
That's not awesome.
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