[Dr. Glazer is looking at Drake's rash]
Well, this is gonna sound a little odd, but... the recent change in Drake's diet probably caused the rash.
Wait a minute. You're saying that he got that rash from NOT eating junk food?
Is that really possible?
Sure. See, his body was so accustomed to all the fat, sugar, and sodium, that when he suddenly stopped, it resulted in this hideous facial rash. [Drake glares at Dr. Glazer] No offense. [Drake becomes relieved]
Well, we really appreciate you coming by, Jeff. It's nice to have a doctor that lives across the street.
Yeah, nice for you. Here's your bill. [hands Walter the bill]
$300?!
Yep, see ya.
Wait, wait, wait! What about my hideous facial rash?
Well, I normally advise my patients to stay away from junk food, but in light of your face, I suggest that you eat some, perhaps a doodle cake. [hands a note to Drake and points to Walter] $300. [grabs his bag and leaves the house]
I can't believe this. I mean, it makes me... almost unattractive. What am I gonna do?
Well, you heard the doctor.
YEAH! Bring in the junk food! WHOO! [starts singing and dancing] Joshie won the bet! Drake's gonna have pink hair! La-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la! La-la-la-la-la!
[walks in with a package for Josh] Hey, spaz! [Josh stops dancing] This package just came for you.
[takes the package] It's a- it's a present from Grammy! This day just keeps getting better!
What'd she send you?
[opens up the package and gasps] It's a GameSphere!
No way, the GameSphere doesn't come out for another 3 months.
Never underestimate Grammy!
What's a GameSphere?
Only the most sophisticated gaming experience ever created by humans, and it's Spherical! SPHERICAL! Oh, man! I gotta plug this in! [sets his GameSphere on the table]
Good. 'Cause the second you do, you lose the bet.
Oh, but... but... [holds a mirror in front of Drake's face.]
No!
You gotta eat some junk food right now! Doctor said so!
Oh, no way, man. Ain't gonna happen. Now go ahead. Play your ultra cool new GameSphere!
No!
[holds the GameSphere in front of Josh's face] It's spherical...
[whines] I know! [comes to his senses] But I ain't playing it!
And I'm not eating junk food! [Josh holds the mirror in front of Drake's face again] Oh! [turns Josh's face towards the GameSphere]
Oh! [they repeat this process]
This is the greatest day of my life.
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