[Drake shudders as he sees Audrey and Walter making out and he blows a whistle, making them scream]
Drake!
Hey, mom. Mr. Nichols.
[Josh bursts into the living room while brandishing a mop]
What happened?! I heard screaming!
It's alright, son, there's nothing to mop here.
Josh, wh-what are you doing here, what's he doing here?
Tell him.
Wait, uh, Drake, quick, get your sister.
[yelling] Megan!
[referring to her parents; disgusted] Ugh, are they done sucking face yet?
Kids, Josh's dad and I have been going out for a long time now, and we have some news!
You got me a dirt bike?
No. [she and Walter exchange looks]
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! [Drake acts like he is having a heart attack in disbelief and shock]
You're getting ma-ma-ma...?
Yeah, we're gonna be one big old, happy family!
Wait, wait, you mean, he's going to be my- my stepfather? [Walter chuckles and nods as Drake points at Josh] And you! [Josh nods, smiling] You're gonna be my-? H-He's gonna be my...?
Hug me, brotha'! [he hugs Drake, lifting him a bit while Drake screams in dismay]
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