[while running to the house] Hello? Hello? Man at the door!
AAAfrican-American Woman
Huh? Where's the man?
I'm the man, ma'am. And I need to borrow a pen. It's an emergency.
AAAfrican-American Woman
A pen?
Yes, please.
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[while proving that the stone has the kanji written by Krillin, and throws it at his head] Nice try, lame-o! But it is not my handwriting! Now get out!
[runs out of the house] Sorry!
LLunch
[to Goku] What are you doing in my bed, you pervert?!
GGoku
We slept here, sir. We only got two blankets...
LLunch
Lame excuses, you little hedgehog! [trying to shoot Goku with a gun]
GGoku
[thinking] Why can't I drink the milk?
That's not a lap, Krillin! You forgot to touch the other side of the shore!
Are you kidding me?!
AAnnouncer
This will be single elimination, in a full regulation sized arena. You lose if you fall outside of the ring, stay down for ten counts, or give up. But poking in the eyes or hitting in the private parts are not allowed!
GGoku
What parts are private?
AAnnouncer
You know what I mean, it's the thing that makes us boys!
Who's the stink bucket?
That's Bacterian, he's got Herculian strength but that comes second to his offensive odor, they say he's never taken a bath since the day he was born! His opponents can only fight with one hand because the other one has to hold their nose, he takes advantage of this to win!
GGoku
Focus your mind and you won't smell him. Just focus. Krillin! You don't even have a nose!
GGoku
Can I have another bowl, please? [everyone face faults]
I think you've had enough for one day.
GGoku
Yeah, you're right. I probably should save room for some dessert. [everyone face faults again]
I looked through every bathroom stall in a seven mile radius!
Where is he?
Have you tried the lady's room?
[Goku touches Nam's private]
GGoku
Ah, so you are a boy!
NNam
Yes, I am.
GGoku
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
NNam
Just so you know, the people in my village greet each other by shaking hands.
CCChi-Chi
Goku! What about the Wedding?
GGoku
I'll be back; I'll try some of that next time! Goodbye!
CCChi-Chi
Goku!
GGoku
See ya later, Chi-Chi!
CCChi-Chi
Goku! Wedding is not a food!
[Goku pours hot tea into Murasaki's mouth, causing him to jump out of his hiding spot in pain]
GGoku
Tag you're it.
MMurasaki
What's the matter with you, are you crazy?! Just look at my tongue! Look what you did to me you savage monkey boy! Grr! That was a dirty trick! Grr! But, don't worry, I'll pay you back.
MMurasaki
What was that? N-no, surely you do not defy me!
A8Android 8
Yes, excuse me, but I hate violence.
MMurasaki
I don't remember asking for your opinion! Your job is to spread mayhem, not philosophy!
A8Android 8
It's your turn... to suffer! This one's for Goku! [punches General White out of Muscle Tower]
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