Dragon Ball Z quotes

Wow, goodness gracious. Hey there. Are you King Kai?

Hoohoohoo hoo. Hoohoohoo hoohoohoohoo.

Whoah. I never woulda pegged this guy for the ultimate martial arts master. Uh...excuse me, King Kai, my name is Goku. I'd like to train under you if you'll accept me.

Huh...

Ehe he he...ehe he he he he...listen, I'm kind o' hungry sir. Can I have a piece of that fruit before we start?

Hoohoohoo hoohoohoohoo hoohoohoohoohoo.

Wow! That's amazing. This strong gravity doesn't bother you at all, does it?

Sorry King Kai. I was starving. I am ready though. Please teach me.

Hoohoo.

Uh?

Hoohoohoohoohoo hoohoohoohoohoo hoohoohoohoo

Uh? I guess I'll follow.

Hoohoohoohoohoohoohoo hoohoohoohoo

Wow! That'll make you strong in this gravity.

Hoohoohoohoo hoo hoo hoohoohoohoohoo

Oo oo oo oo oo oo...hey, this is a lot harder than it looks.

Hoo hoo hoohoohoo

Ah ah hoo hoo hee hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

I thought I'd seen it all.

Huh? Hey, who are you?

Alright. That's enough. Who are you?

Huh? Hey, are you...? No, you couldn't be.

I am who I am. Guess who? Go on, guess. It rhymes with pie. Hmmm..hmm..hmm..hmm...got it? I'm King Kai.

Uh!? Then who is he?

Him? He's my favorite monkey, Bubbles.

Ehe he he he he. I see. I thought he was a little strange.

Did you just call my friend Bubbles strange? Like you're not.

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, one watches cells!

Okay kid, you're in. When I'm through with you, you'll be a real prince of comedy. You'll have no equal in the art of delivering a punch line. They'll call you the prince of punch. How does that grab you?

But, King Kai, I came here for training in the martial arts.

Piccolo

At least after six months of training, you're not acting like a crybaby anymore.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Piccolo, is it really true that you fought against my father a long time ago?

Piccolo

Yes, but that fight's not finished yet. I have to take care of these two Saiyans first, then your father's next on my list.

You don't have to fight my daddy. There's no need to now because I can tell that you've changed and you're not such a nasty person anymore.

Piccolo

Grrr...

You're like one of the family man. Yeah, you're kinda like my big green uncle.

Piccolo

Uh...uh!? You talk way too much kid. Be quiet and go to sleep. Tomorrow's lesson's gonna be the hardest one you've had yet.

Good night.

Piccolo

[to himself, while Gohan is asleep] Grr...big green uncle!?

That's the last of the bean tacos.

Oh oh! Beans give me gas!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You just ate a pot full.

What is it?

I'm not an "it," you lunkhead.

Hey, it's a little grasshopper man.

Yeah, so what?

Little grasshopper man? Ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Who do you think you are? I heard what you said about King Kai! So you don't think he's for real, huh?

No, his methods just bug me.

Ha ha ha ha ha...I get it...my methods "bug" him...ha ha ha...

Goku, Gregory will be your next test. Are you ready?

Uh...a bug?

Hey, buddy! I'm a grasshopper.

But King Kai, I thought you were going to train me personally.

You'll take on just about anyone these days, won't you? How am I supposed to work with a guy like this who doesn't know the first thing about showing respect for his elders?

The Saiyan leaders were more than happy to send specimens of their race into the great unknown. They knew that when the babies grew up, they would extinguish any and all inhabitants of the planet they landed on.

I'd like to extinguish them!

Only four Saiyans survived the destruction of planet Vegeta, and you are one of them.

No! I'm not one of them! I'll never be!

Easy now. Listen, you might despise your heritage, but at this point, the fact that you are a Saiyan is a great asset.

Goku, this will be the last day of your training with me. You've done well, but I'm afraid you're lacking in one area. You still can't seem to deliver a good joke when the pressure's on.

Ahh! Oh no!

W...what? What's wrong?

I forgot to include in my calculations the time it's going to take you to get back to Earth on Snake Way.

What?! But King Kai, I thought that you were just going to zap me back to Earth. What? You gotta be kidding me right? It took me nearly a year to get here you know.

Yes, but um...uh...after your training you'll be much faster. You should be able to make it back on Snake Way within two days if you go all out.

No! But that means I'll get there a day late. It'll all be over by then! I can't do that!

That's enough Goku! I'm not perfect, now am I? Even I make mistakes.

[after Piccolo blasts him with his eyes] Hey, you cheated. You said no eye lasers.

Piccolo

And what if I did? You should never believe anything the enemy tells you!

Yeah, but I mean, you're not the enemy.