Ah! He's eating all the fish. I need to get some before it's all gone!
Goku! Get back here! Are you crazy!?
But I'm starving.
Shh...come on. Lets get the Dragon Ball first then you can eat all you want. We'll catch our own fish.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
(after Giru eats some scissors) One thing's certain. We need to buy an energy supply for Giru, if we want any piece of mind around here that is...
We need new scissors too.
I know we may seem young, but Grandpa and Trunks have lots of experience. They do this sort of thing all the time back home. They're actually the two strongest men on our planet! Right, Trunks?
Eheh heh. Well, there's my dad and my good friends Gohan and Goten. But I guess I'm somewhere in the top five, of course there's Piccolo too...
Will you be quiet. I'm trying to build you up so play along.
I'm not dressing up like a girl! I tried that before, it didn't work!
What? Fine! Liar! When!?
When I was a kid.
Great, you have experience!
It might work, but this disguise won't. I look absolutely ridiculous.
Hmmm...you're right. You look like a total idiot grandpa.
I never said I look like an idiot. That's harsh.
(after Pan and Goku dress Trunks up like a woman) Ha ha ha ha ha. Don't take it so hard! You actually look pretty good.
Your skirt matches your hair. That's a nice touch. We just need to jazz up your hair a little bit, add some makeup, and you'll be the cutest pretend bride in the whole village.
What!? Forget it!
Make up your mind! Do you wanna save the Earth or not!?
I guess...
(dressed as Laine, in a feminine voice) Where are we going Zoonama?
Where else...? To my little love nest.
(after Goku strips naked) People grow up you know, even though you never seem to!
Well, I don't wanna grow up if it means swimming with your clothes on.
DDoma
I'm not trying to be nosy Pan, but is Goku really your grandfather?
Yes, unfortunately.
DDoma
Strange. Here, we start small and grow big and then shrivel.
(after Trunks' wig falls off) How dare you! No one tricks Zoonama and lives! But you...you're a different story. I can forgive you because you're so cute. I love short hair on young women. And your physique, how athletic! What's your name sweetheart!
Name...oh, uh...I'm Trunksette.
Trunksette, you are the cutest thing I've ever seen.
(to himself) Man, this guy really needs to get out more.
I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me. I beg of you. Please. Oh...I never meant any harm! I only meant it as a joke!
DDoma
Stealing my fiancée was no joke.
What's wrong with the ship now?
Nothing. She's doing just what she was designed to do. They're simply faster than us. And they're basically reaching speeds that my engineers said couldn't be reached.
How much are you paying those guys, Trunks?
My engineers? They're all making about eight figures plus benefits...
That's a lot of money. Well, I'd cut their pay in half and no benefits until they do better than second best.
Man, I'm glad you're not my boss.
Hello...? Yes I am.
Computer, what are their chances?
CComputer
The cave system is a maze. They have a fifty percent chance of successfully navigating the corridors. However, these calculations were made before considering the threat of the mouma.
What if you threw them into the equation?
CComputer
Their chance of survival will then decrease dramatically sir. I calculate less than one percent.
Less than one percent...now those are odds that I can live with. How 'bout you, brothers?
For sure! It works for me!
Silence! One of our journeymen has returned with a Dragon Ball!
HHenchman
Uh...
Don't just stand there! You did bring a Dragon Ball, didn't you?
HHenchman
Oh, yes! (the henchman kneels) What happens if I didn't?
Then you'll get the whip! Now did you bring a Dragon Ball or not?
HHenchman
No Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I searched far and wide, but the galaxy is so vast, and I had so little to go on. I beg for your mercy.
Failure is unacceptable! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy lashes at the henchman with his whip, which tangles around the henchman's neck)
HHenchman
Uh....ah.... (the henchman is turned into a doll)
Lord Luud has spoken!
(frightened) He turned that poor slob into a doll...
Was carrying out Lord Luud's will really so difficult? (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy picks up the henchman doll from the ground) Wouldn't it have been easier than this? (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy tosses the doll into a round vase which charges Luud) In life he was a failure, but in death, this journeyman has achieved greatness because his vital energy has been absorbed by Lord Luud himself. Let us beg of Luud that our end might be just as glorious as his! Well? When I say beg, I mean now!
Para Brothers, you have accomplished what many others could not. You are the first ones to succeed.
See, there's nothin' to fear here brothers.
Aha ha ha ha...he's rollin out the red carpet for us...I wonder what kind of reward we're gonna get.
I wish I could give the three of you reward but sadly I can't. I'm afraid you've committed a terrible blunder. (The Para Para Brothers are shocked) According to a divine message from Lord Luud, you Para Para Brothers have let a Dragon Ball slip through your fingers, a grave offense indeed!
But...we got it!
The cretins you took this Dragon Ball from had another one on their ship! And you let it get away! (Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy slams his whip at the Para Para Brothers) What do you have to say for yourselves?
Give us another chance Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy. I beg you.
I have interceded for you Paras. You have one more chance.
Thank you Cardinal. Thank you.
Don't fail me!
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