TV show quotes
What you doin'?
Oh, I'm throwing all these old medical journals out.
Why?
Well, I've memorized most of them.
I got my favorite educational journal memorized too.
Which one?
Playboy. It's like weird. I've all kinds of trouble in history class but I can tell you that Miss July 1987's favorite pastimes are snow skiing, riding horses and baking. Is there some kind of medical term for what I got?
I think you'd be diagnosed as a horndog.
March 24, 1990... Vinnie's been about 5'3 for over two years....but this week I actually watched him grow.
April 14, 1990... It's a hollow victory that comes at someone else's experience... I wish I'd understood that a week ago.
[in a dream] APRIL 28, 2025... Everything's the same. Nothing ever changes.
April 28, 1990... Wanda and I broke up tonight. If I don't love her anymore, why do I feel so sad?
May 1, 1990... I could've made love tonight... but I didn't. Now I know why... I love someone else.
June 11, 1990... Why am I busting my butt as a doctor while Wanda is strolling down the Champs Elysees? Maybe if I knew a little less, I'd have time to live a little more. Even when you're a genius, life's a mystery.
September 26, 1990... I had my dream again last night. Being a seventeen-year-old doctor is a monster. But the dream taught me that the monster can't hurt me as long as we keep dancing. Feets don't fail me now.
October 2, 1990... Raymond and I have a lot in common. We both have to face prejudice for what we are... The difference is I won't be 17 forever.
October 10, 1990... "Doctor Doogie" died. Candace is going to live. Good trade -- his death for her life.
October 16, 1990... A big day for Vinnie. He helped deliver a child... and the child helped deliver a man.
October 21, 1990... Two days ago I thought my father was a stubborn old dictator. Amazing how much he's learned in forty-eight hours.
October 30, 1990... I guess being a good doctor is like playing the blues... sometimes you just have to improvise.
We get a lot of homeless people claiming to be other people. Last week a guy came in claiming to be Abraham Lincoln.
You're kiddin'.
Seriously. He tried to emancipate Raymond three times.
November 6, 1990... Getting away with a lie may be a good magic trick... but honesty works wonders. Vinnie and I started out in opposite directions and ended up at the same place: the truth.
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