September 21, 1989... Today is my 16th birthday. A major milestone because my driver's license is at long last a reality. Wich means tomorrow, Sept. 22, I'll be behind the wheel on the way to the Harvest Dance with Wanda Plenn, the prettiest most beautiful girl in the whole world.
S1 E1Pilot
September 22, 1989... Kissed my first girl. Lost my first patient. Life will never be the same again...
S1 E2The Ice Queen Cometh
October 7, 1989... Today I made my first real adult decision. I decided to stay a kid a little longer.
I'm addicted to sex.
Vinnie, how is that possible? You're a virgin.
S1 E3A Stitch Called Wanda
October 17/18 1989... Went to see Batman. Parked at Mission Point. Removed Wanda's appendix. Broke up. Got back together. What can I say? Just your average weekend.
S1 E4Frisky Business
October 24, 1989... Got arrested. Almost lost a patient. Doesn't take a lot of beer to cause a lot of trouble.
S1 E5The Short Goodbye
November 1, 1989... Moved out. Moved back in. Met Charmagne. Ate her nodule. Life is full.
S1 E6Simply Irresistible
November 13, 1989... $100,000, a six-week vacation, and my own air-conditioned office vs. Hector Gonzales... No contest.
S1 E7Vinnie Video Vici
November 7, 1989... I know that I'm supposed to be the smart one, but when it comes to the art of friendship, Vinnie's a genius.
S1 E8Blood and Remembrance
November 20, 1989... Love is not just flowers and poems. It's compromise and forgiveness. You don't need to be a genius to know that love is impossible to understand.
Women control everything, Doog, we are here for them! Caesar went to war for Cleopatra! Paris built the Trojan horse for Helen! Paul McCartney lets his wife play in the band! These are not choices we men make! We're libido slaves!
S1 E9She Ain't Heavy, She's My Cousin
November 30, 1989... They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe if we all spent a little less time beholding -- We'd be a lot happier.
S1 E10My Old Man and the Sea
December 3, 1989... Went on annual fishing trip with Dad. He still talks to the fish. Sill does his bird calls. Still tells the same stories... I can't wait till next year.
S1 E11Tonight's the Night
December 9, 1989... Tonight Wanda and I said those three little words "Let's not doit." I love you Wanda Plenn.
S1 E12Every Dog Has His Doogie
December 15, 1989... Helping a little kid got me fired. Public opinion got me rehired. I realize medicine is a business... but the best part of all is listening to your heart.
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