What you doin'?
Oh, I'm throwing all these old medical journals out.
Why?
Well, I've memorized most of them.
I got my favorite educational journal memorized too.
Which one?
Playboy. It's like weird. I've all kinds of trouble in history class but I can tell you that Miss July 1987's favorite pastimes are snow skiing, riding horses and baking. Is there some kind of medical term for what I got?
I think you'd be diagnosed as a horndog.
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