Chloe, James and others in “Unfinished Business”

[as she and James come back home] Good thing your face was so oily tonight, I could check my makeup in your forehead.

I wish you had, you look like a runner-up at a child's beauty pageant in Ohio.

You look like you just got back from the Douchie Awards and you won five Douchies.

Only award you could ever win is for letting rappers touch you.

I don't get how you guys talk to each other like that, it's so mean. Especially before bedtime.

It's not mean. It's just us.

And what I don't get is what the hell you're wearing.

Oh, they're my Midwest breakfast pajamas. I've had them since high school.

[turns to James] When I was in high school, you were a grown man pretending to be in high school on TV.

Watching me pretend to be in high school on TV was as close to high school as you ever got.