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Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 · Season 1, Episode 15

June, Chloe and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Chloe comes home with a man and the two start making out next to June and Mark]

June

Chloe, we're trying to watch something.

Chloe

And I am trying to do someone! Now stop watching these stupid dating shows and get in the game, June. Go out and meet somebody.

June

I have very tough criteria!

James

He can't be from your work or your gym, or live in your building.

Mark

[lowered voice] We don't work together anymore.

June

And he can't be someone that Chloe slept with, which is really hard to find.

Chloe

Hello? How do you think I feel? I only sleep with guys I haven't slept with before. You know my scorched-earth policy.

Drunk guy

Um, we've actually had sex before.

Chloe

Oh. Get out.

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