[Litefoot lights a pipe]
Why are you putting fire in your mouth?
Good lord. Has the girl never seen a pipe before?
There's no tobacco where Leela comes from
Sounds healthy, but exceedingly dull
S14 E6The Talons of Weng-Chiang
CChiang
Please to keep very quiet! Chiang shoot fifty peasants learning this trick!
Hah! Do you know what this is?
You ask me so that you can tell me!
Exactly.
So, maybe he's got another 'eureka'?
No, 'eureka' is Greek for 'this bath is too hot.'
Never trust a man with dirty fingernails!
What's the matter?
I heard something.
What sort of thing.
People. Just a group went by.
More Wongs for the Tong, I suppose.
Has she got the gun?
[Leela shoots the handgun at the floor]
Hey! Who are you shooting at?
Well, I've never fired one of these before! [Shoots it at the floor again]
[Literally moments after destroying the last of their enemies, all the protagonists stand shellshocked in the main room of the House of the Golden Dragon]
Listen! It's the muffin man! Come on. I'll buy you all muffins.
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