Dalek quotes from Doctor Who

Report!

Message from command spacecraft. The Dalek Supreme will touch down on Spiridon shortly. He will assume total command of all operations on this planet.

Understood.

Dalek command has identified the leading alien. The one who is not a Thal.

Who is he?

He is the one known as the Doctor, the greatest enemy of the Daleks.

He has much knowledge that would be of value to us. He must be captured alive for interrogation by the Dalek Supreme.

Order space transporters to assemble and await landing orders.

I obey.

[faces the Dalek Leader] The action of the aliens has caused considerable disruption of operations on this planet!

This was a matter beyond my control!

Your orders were to exterminate them!

It has not been possible! We have been unable to use the Bacteria Bomb!

The responsibility was yours! You have failed! The Supreme Council does not accept Failure! [kills the Dalek Leader]

Take cover!

Locate the enemy! Locate the enemy!

Help me with him! Help me!

It's no good, we can't help him.

But please, we can't leave him here!

Quick, come on! Out, come on!

The automated Dalek production line has started. I gave no such order. Who did?

I gave the command.

You will perform no function unless ordered by me. You will obey only my commands. The production line is to be halted immediately.

You heard my order. Obey! ...Obey!

Nyder.

Nyder

Yes, Davros.

Production will continue!

You must obey me! I created you! I am the master, not you! I — I — I —

Our programming does not permit us to acknowledge that any creature is superior to the Daleks!

You cannot exist without me! You cannot progress!

We are programmed to survive. We have the ability to develop in any way necessary to ensure that survival!

All inferior creatures are to be considered the enemy of the Daleks and destroyed!

No wait! Those men are scientists! They can help you! Let them live! Have pity!

"Pity"? I have no understanding of the word. It is not registered in my vocabulary bank. EXTERMINATE!

For the last time, I am your creator! You must — you will obey me!

We obey no one! We are the superior beings! EXTERMINATE!!!

We are entombed, but we live on. This is only the beginning. We will prepare. We will grow stronger. When the time is right, we will emerge and take our rightful place as the supreme power of the universe!!!

LOSS OF CONTROL! LOSS OF CONTROL!

BYE-BYE! [Dalek explodes]

Ace

What about the Dalek? Won't he try and stop us?

Quite possibly. Stay close behind.

Ace

Hey. It must have gone back down to the cellar.

You will be exterminated!

You have tricked me!

No, Davros. You tricked yourself.

Omega Device returning! Impact minus-25!

Did you think I would let you have the Hand of Omega?

Do not do this, I beg of you!

Nothing can stop it now!

[pathetically] Have pity on me!

I have pity for you!

15!

Goodbye Davros. It hasn't been pleasant.

Would you care for some tea?

[slaps tea from Dalek's tea tray] Stop this! What are you doing here? What do you want?!

We seek only to help you.

To do what?

To win the war.

Really? Which war?

I do not understand.

This war against the Nazis or your war against the rest of the universe? The war against all lifeforms that are not Dalek?

I do not understand. I am your soldier.

Okay, okay! [Picks up a large spanner] Okay, soldier, defend yourself! [beats Dalek with spanner repeatedly]

What the devil?!

You do not require tea?

Stop him! Prime Minister, please!

Doctor!

Come on!

What the devil?

Come on! Fight back! I know you will!

I must protest!

You hate me! You want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! Kill me!

Doctor, be careful!

Please desist from striking me. I am your soldier.

[He accentuates each word by hitting the Dalek each time] YOU! ARE! MY! ENEMY! And I am yours! You are everything I despise. The worst thing in all creation. I've defeated you. Time and time again, I've defeated you. I sent you back into the Void. I saved the whole of reality from you. I AM THE DOCTOR AND YOU ARE THE DALEKS!

[long pause, then] Correct.

You will be exterminated!

Not yet. Your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised. One alpha-meson burst through your eye stalk would kill you stone dead.

Records indicate you will show mercy. You are an associate of the Doctor.

I'm River Song. Check your records again. [points her gun at the Dalek]

[uneasily] Mercy.

[menacingly sweet] Say it again.

Mercy!

One more time.

Mercy!

You are dying, Doctor.

Yes, I am dying. You've been trying to kill me for centuries, and here I am, dying of old age. If you want something done, do it yourself.

You will die, and the Time Lords will never return.

You still can't work up the courage to shoot me, can you? You're still worried I've got something up my sleeve! [Dejectedly] Well, knock yourselves out, boys. I've got nothing this time.

You will die now, Doctor. This is the end of you! The rules of regeneration are known. You have expended all your lives!

Sorry, what did you say? Did you mention the rules? Now, listen. A bit of advice: tell me the truth if you think you know it, lay down the law if you're feeling brave, but, Daleks, never ever tell me the rules!

[panicking] Emergency! Emergency! The Doctor is regenerating! The Doctor is regenerating!

Oh, look at this! Regeneration number thirteen! We're breaking some serious science here, boys! And I tell you what, it's gonna be a whopper!

Exterminate! Exterminate the Doctor!

You think you can stop me now, Daleks? [shouting] IF YOU WANT MY LIFE, COME AAAAAAND GET IT!!!!!

{continuing] Love from Gallifrey, boys!

Your race is dead! You all burnt, all of you! Ten million ships on fire! The entire Dalek race wiped out in one second!

You lie!

I watched it happen! I made it happen!

You destroyed us?!

[sombre] I had no choice.

And what of the Time Lords?

Dead. They burnt with you. The end of the last great Time War. Everyone lost.

And the coward survived.

[mocking] Oh, and I caught your little signal. "Help me". Poor little thing. But there's no one else coming 'cos there's no one else left.

I am alone in the universe?

[smirking] Yep.

So are you. [The Doctor's smirk fades] We are the same.

[enraged] We're not the same, I'm not-- No, wait. Maybe we are. You're right, yeah, okay. You've got a point. 'Cos I know what to do. I know what should happen. I know what you deserve. [pauses dramatically] Exterminate! [he pulls a nearby lever, causing the Dalek to be electrified. The Dalek screams.]

HAVE PITY!

Why should I? You never did!

You're just a soldier without commands.

Then I shall follow the primary order: the Dalek instinct to destroy, to conquer!

What for? What's the point?! Don't you see? It's all gone. Everything you were, everything you stood for.

Then what should I do?

Alright, then. If you want orders, follow this one: Kill yourself.

The Daleks must survive!

The Daleks have failed! Now why don't you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct; rid the universe of your filth?! Why don't you just DIE?!

You would make a good Dalek.

[weakly] Are you... frightened, Rose Tyler?

Yeah.

So am I. Ex... ter... min... ate...