“Lee Dainton” quotes from Dirty Sanchez

"I was a rabbit in my former life"

"I could sit here drinking whiskey and eating bugs all night, it's like pork scratchings"

"This soup better be Weight Watchers!"

(To Pancho) "Panch you're not suppose to hit me, I'm your mate you fucking idiot!"

(To Pancho on the building site) "Fucking make your arms go as fast as your fucking mouth" (Pancho:) "Shut up, you bellend"

(After giving Pancho a 'mohawk') "Mr Mohawk's...pissed right off!"

(Talking about his OCD) "NO, let me explain my teeth brushing...This is so fucked up!"

"I hope you know you've opened yourself up to a whole world of pain!"

(About Pancho) "He's always too pissed to get it together to have revenge!"

"When you come to Newport, NO ONE can hear you scream!"

(After nailing Pritchards penis to a plank of wood) "If it didn't hurt, I wouldn't pull it Pritchard!"

(Taking the piss out of Dan) "Ohh, my nose hairs are gonna burn"

(After Dan is sick a weird colour) "What the fuck have you been eating Joyce?"

(Taking the piss out of Pritch) "There's no rings on these fingers!"

"Day 5 in the Dainton house, and the baby's started to burn things."