“Lee Dainton” quotes from Dirty Sanchez

(When being told to rub salt in a friction burn) "Fucking rub it in?! It's fucking MELTING in!"

(When being buried in snow) "I think I'm halucinating! I'm dying! I'm shutting down!"

(To Pritchard) "You've gone agro on your own issues, you're really fucked up ain't you!"

"Give me razor blades and safety pins any day!"

(Talking to himself) "Like skulls, death ripping through the groud, the devil's got horns.."

(While cutting someones hair) "The look I'm trying to achieve is...I haven't got a fucking clue."