“Mathew Pryderi Pritchard” quotes from Dirty Sanchez

"Sleep when you're dead."

"'I Love (or Heart) Dainton'. He's gonna go fucking nuts!"

(after catching Dainton drawing a pentagram in blood on his floor) Aww, Daint, you can't put a fucking pentagram on my floor. I...I'm not a devil house!"

"Fucking Dainton... he's got a big willy..."

(drunk) "I like to gamble! I like to gamble money, I li... I... burps I like to gamble!"

"How funny is Pancho? Really, really funny."

(After having something go into his head) "God man, that's your head! There's important stuff in there!"

(to Dainton:) "Daint, stop being a dick for once in your life will you?!"

(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "Panch stop making a fucking making a joke of it! This is real shit!"

(When Pritchard and Pancho accidentally marry) "I'll kick you in the fanny in a minute, I'm not married...to a MAN."

(Playing Moisty's Mallet) "I was in fucking thick class in school, they never taught us about Dinosaurs, alright?!"

(Playing Moisty's Mallet, trying to say, 'Rain Forest')"Water Jungle."

(When Dainton throws a spider at him) "Get him away from my life!"

"Make him scream, make him cry...make him want an apple pie."

(After being sprayed by Dainton with pepper spray) "FUCKING ROCK'N'ROLL! FUCKING ROCK'N'ROLL!"