"I don't like pain. I'm a big pussy really."
“Lee Dainton”
(About Pritchard) "He's like 'Hey, jump off a cliff!' 'OK then, I'll just jump off a cliff!' 'No, no, I was only joking!' 'Well, why not? We're here, lets just jump off it. How bad can it be? Either I die or I won't...' That's him, Mister Fifty-fifty."
"You know this shit's Newport!"
"Pancho's got a fucking sniper rifle, I wouldn't trust him with a fucking pea shooter!"
"All the wannabe-trendies who took the piss out of skateboarding, now they're trying to dress like skateboarders. So we've gone back to dressing smart... but like "dirty-smart". I dunno, it's just a blazer, man!"
"Pancho, I'm telling the whole world. You are...SPUNK CHOPS!"
"Pancho's biggest fear is... me telling you about the spunk challenge!"
(After sitting on a safety pin) "There's a prick up my arse!"
"Describe Joyce? Hmm... A gimp/townie with a little bit of skateboarder. You're almost really inbred!
"Tonight, I'm going to be Doctor Daint!"
"What's up, Shit-Lips?"
"Mind over matter, boys! Mind over fucking matter!"
(After Pritchard knocks his hand whilst going to touch a tarantula) "It'll bite me! Fuck off! It bit me once already...in my mind."
"Can I have my food sprinkled with the magic of Thailand, please?" (Pancho:) "What's that, chili sauce?"
"That's right, I'm pink. And pink might be pussy. But this pink guy is now a superhero. And this superhero is called, 'Pinky Dinky Dainty.' And he's gunna fuck Pritchard's world."
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