[Mike is pushing the pigs out of a fenced area.]
Go to where your friends are peeing... Join the urine parade.
“Pig Farmer” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Mike (5)
They build a nest on top of their poo? How firm a foundation.
[Stumbles on roof] Another colossally stupid way to die: "What happened to Mike?" - "Ah, he fell off a building." - "What was he doing?" - "Ah, he was cleaning up pigeon poo. Tragic really, cut down in the sub-prime of his life."
EEric
Now, you're gonna wanna to take your hand and brush off the excess dirt off her vulva.
Right, with my clean gloves. Excess dirt? There's nothing here but... this vulva is encased in poo.
EEric
This is the nursery.
The nursery! What fresh hell are we in here?
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