JJohn
Worms are low maintenance, real easy to take care of. They basically do three things: they eat, they poop, and have sex.
Man, that's a great life.
“Worm Dung Farmer” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Mike (5)
You know they throw poop at each other over at that other ranch. Just so you know.
CChris
We're a little bit cleaner facility.
[while he's inside a septic tank] Are you a religious man, Les? I'm about to become one. I'm going to be real good for the rest of my life because I don't want to come here when I die.
If I'm supposed to let it bite me, then who's fishing who?
[about the catfish] Jeez, it's like a giant hunk of snot.
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