Dolly
Bob's sister, who usually keeps my present pretty much at bath cube level, has upgraded me to a cafetiere!
Bren
You mean you've opened it already?
Dolly
Well, how else do I know what price range I'm batting back against? I'd done her a germicidal hand cream, but no, actually, that's not wasted, I can divert that to the paper boy.
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