DDeb
I'm starting to think I fucked everyone more than my old man did.
S4 E2Remains To Be Seen
DDeb
Hey you remember me? We used to fuck, you want to have lunch?
MLMaria L.
Closure will set you free.
Dude seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out.
I have places I have to be.
I have places I have to be too. Not good places, but places.
[at the mobile phone] Dexter! Frank Lundy here.
[voiceover] The last person in the world I want to hear from.
Glad to hear from you.
OOfficer
Sir, we found something in your car.
[Voiceover] Benny Gomez is in there.
I thought it was a fender bender.
MMan
Well, I'm sure there's a bent fender somewhere in this mess.
S4 E3Blinded By The Light
[voiceover] The backyard barbecue, it's a holdover from the last Ice Age when food was scarce and men had to work together to take down such a large beast. Those who worked well with others survived and their genes have been passed down through the centuries until they landed here, in this... my community.
[voiceover] The danger with community is that those who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, the lone wolves, risk being singled out. So I become an expert at blending in, camouflaging myself, being one of the guys.
Aster what's that [as Dexter pushes her into the water]
Dexter, what were you thinking?
She was wearing a bathing suit.
[voiceover] This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks.
TTrinity
Isn't it pretty, okay, time to jump.
DDeb
How come you never make the coffee even though you're up first?
'Cause I don't want it bad enough to make it.
DDeb
I don't even know what to say to that.
Oh baby, if there was chocolate cake here, I'd eat it, but I sure as hell don't want to bake one.
Miami Dolphins
Club Level! Jeez, who do I got to fuck to get those kind of tickets?
Here ... no fucking.
[referring to Lundy] Oh, well, if it isn't Special Agent Grandpa.
I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties while she's falling.
People like us don't really belong, we just pass through.
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