They all say the same thing, "King was a very polite gardener, can't believe he's the Skinner."
I hate polite killers.
S3 E12Do You Take Dexter Morgan?
[voiceover, bound to a table] Such a familiar situation. Such an unfamiliar perspective.
You're completely different from me. You're laid back, and musician-y, and unambitious. You're like Valium.
And you're like Red Bull.
You are the best thing that has happened to me.
[voiceover] We all have secrets. In that way, I'm just like everyone else – sorta.
Ugh me in a dress – I feel like a transvestite.
Enough of this sappy shit. Lets get you fucking hitched!
I promise, to be the very best husband, and father that I can be. [voiceover] A completely, utterly honest vow.
Ramon didn't ask you to leave. He pushed you out the door.
Yeah, he was drunk.
I could smell the fumes. He's just so angry.
He's lost two brothers. He doesn't know who to blame.
Well, certainly not you.
[voiceover] A wolf would chew off its own paw, its survival instinct is that fierce. So is mine.
[voiceover] Dexter Morgan. Family man. All my previous attempts at human connection have ended in, well death. And now I have a partner for life. How did that happen? Am I drawn to the safety of belonging, or being part of something bigger than me? Either way I'm a married man. Soon to be a father. But what do I have to offer a child? Just me. Demented Daddy Dexter. Maybe I'm making the biggest mistake of my life. But who's perfect? Certainly not me. Certainly not Harry. Sure I'm still who I was, who I am. Question is what do I become? There are so many blanks left to fill in. But right now at this moment I'm content. Maybe even... happy. And I have to admit when all is said and done, life is good.
S4 E1Living The Dream
[to his victim as he kills her] Shhh, shhh. it's already over. It's already over.
[pauses during sex with Debra] Hey, do you think you could TiVo Jon Stewart for me?
You're thinking about Jon Stewart?
Well, he is handsome and funny...
[Voiceover] My Name is Dexter Morgan, good suburban husband, happy father of three...on paper, anyway.
Dexter, how's my favorite blood spatter analyst?
Great. How's my favorite serial killer hunter?
S4 E2Remains To Be Seen
DDeb
If you smell me again, I'm going to punch you in the fucking throat.
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