Hello, everyone. There is no such thing as the perfect crime. Not in my experience, anyway.
“Waiting to Exhale” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Dexter Morgan (27), James Doakes (7), Angel Batista (6), Frank Lundy (6), Debra Morgan (4), Vince Masuka (3), Little Chino (3), Rita Bennett (2)
So, let's get a jump start on the Bay Harbor Butcher. A moniker which, by the way, repulses me.
[thoughts] Well, we have something in common.
[Images of dismembered body parts are shown]
First report from the field had these parts as coming from one body.
[thoughts] Actually, it's two.
Actually, it's two.
[thoughts] Uh-oh.
There's been speculation that this human harvest is connected to a case we recently solved. But there are several inconsistencies between the two sets of body parts. Gender. Exhanguination. Specific methods of dissection.
[thoughts] Not to mention my guys deserved it.
I can't afford to lose it. Not with Special Agent Rock Star on my case.
[Officer gives Dexter a tranquilizer gun]
OOfficers
Some 'gators giving you trouble, Dex?
They, uh, they ate my puppy.
Come on, don't get the shakes now. This is no time for performance anxiety.
You want me to knock on some doors?
Or maybe some heads?
[Debra nearly trips over a suitcase]
What fucking asshole left this here!?
It's Special Agent Fucking Asshole. Morgan, right?
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute?
Or three. Good tea takes time.
I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.
[Angel knocks on a door]
Miami Metro. May we talk to you?
WWoman
Go to Hell!
Okay. But, before we do that, ma'am, can I ask you a few questions?
WWoman
How many is a few?
Uh, three. But one's a two-parter.
WWoman
Go away before I call the police!
We are the fucking police!
WWoman
I ain't talking to no one with language like that!
Let's look at the bright side.
What bright side?
Karmically, we're batting a thousand. There's something balancing about that kind of consistency.
[Dexter enters a church]
If I believed in God, if I believe in sin, this is the place where I'd be sucked straight to Hell. If I believed in Hell.
PPriest
I'm sorry for your loss.
Thank you, father.
I'm not sorry.
You're still here.
Never left.
Yeah, you did. I killed you.
No. You just took my life.
So, how do I make you go away?
Hm. Well, you could try doing what these people are doing.
I'm not like them.
Well, if it helps, I can tell you that it's not your fault. What you did to me.
I never said it was.
But you feel it.
How do you know that?
It's human nature.
I'm not human.
No. You're just fucked up.
I need to let you go.
You think it's as simple as that?
Nothing's simple.
[Pushing Little Chino's body on a cart]
It was simple really. All I had to do was put myself into the mind of a killer. Hardly a stretch.
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