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Angel Batista quotes from Dexter

Played by David Zayas · 34 quotes · page 3 of 3

Angel Batista

Played by David Zayas

Dexter · 706 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Dexter: in 34 of its 706 quotes
Most scenes with: Dexter Morgan (13), Debra Morgan (9), Vince Masuka (9)

Scenes with Angel Batista 33

Angel

You're kind of almost naked on top there.

You sound just like pop.

Angel

Por favor, don't say that.

It's true. He used to follow me when I walked to school to make sure I didn't talk to any boys.

Angel

I just don't want people thinking that you're my girlfriend.

Why would they think that?

Angel

Because you just took off your top. You're all sexualized.

Oh, my God! You're serious! I know we didn't grow up together, but I'm your sister, Angel.

Angel

I know, I know. [To waitress: She's not my girlfriend.]

What?

Angel

I just told her that you're not my girlfriend. She probably thinks you're a prostitute.

[Batista, Quinn, Dexter and Masuka are examining a fallen near a river]

Batista

Hey, what do we have?

Robert Bailey, killed by a single gunshot wound to the chest, right above the heart.

Judging from the stippling on the wound, it looks like the muzzle of the gun was in contact with the victim's chest when fired.

Batista

Suicide?

No, the victim was killed elsewhere and dumped here. [Dexter lifts the victim's head. A part of the head falls. He raises the part to reveal a piece of the brain] Parietal and occipital bone sliced through. Back of the cranium removed.

Batista

Okay, that's weird.

And looks like a piece of it has been scooped out, like with a melon baller.

Just got weirder.

DMDet. Miller

We have a gun.

Batista

So someone shoots this guy, cuts his head open, and messes with his brain. He takes the body and the weapon and brings them all the way out here. Why?

People are crazy.

[Debra has been shot]

Batista

I'm calling your brother.

No, he's leaving with Harrison. If you tell him what happened, he'll stay.

Batista

Deb-

I swear to fucking God, I'm not getting on that ambulance if you call him.

Batista

Okay.

[to paramedic] Can I ride with you to the hospital?

PParamedic

Yeah, no problem sir.

[to Debra] For once don't argue with me. I'm in the ambulance. That's it.

You're such a fucking asshole.

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