Susan and Ian in “The Miracle Song”

Susan

Ian, haven't you ever wondered why I've never cooked for you?

Ian

I just assumed that you were lazy.

Susan

I wish. My cooking is not good.

Ian

Well, my parents won't be expecting a gourmet meal.

Susan

Will they be expecting stomach cramps, acid reflux, night sweats?

Ian

Now nothing elaborate. Just a simple roast and, uh, and something appropriate to go with it.

Susan

Right...like an ambulance.