Look, Mary. Are they for Mammy’s grave, Da?
Aye.
Ten years gone, would you believe it?
I don’t know why I bother. That Kitty O’Donnell next door, sue her plot’s like a jungle.
It is a disgrace.
If that useless bloody husband of hers doesn’t get his finger out soon, I’ll give it a going-over myself.
Daddy, how many times? You can’t strim the grave of another man’s wife. It’s inappropriate.
You could rear cattle in it, Sarah.
Ten years, and not a peep out of her.
Who?
Mammy.
Ten years, and nothing.
I don’t know what she’s playing at. There’s no excuse for it, love.
Her being dead is sort of an excuse. No?
She couldn’t give us a sign? She couldn’t rattle a teapot or something?
Mary Quinn: Bridget Gallagher was telling me she went to see this psychic.
No! You know the problems I have with my aura.
Your aura?
The last time I went to see a psychic, sure I was tortured. The spirits were coming at me left, right and center. This one lad, he was in the American Air Force. Well, would he give over about that plane going down? Jesus, he had me demented.
Even so, Sarah, wouldn’t you like to know that Mammy’s happy, that she’s at peace now?
I’d give anything to speak to her again.
Ach, Daddy.
Love to know what the hell she did with my good electric razor.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Derry Girls quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Derry Girls pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.