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Derry Girls · Season 1, Episode 15

Erin, Mary Quinn and others in “Unfinished Business”

This is a huge deal. This is a massive, massive deal. I’m going to the prom with John Paul O’Reily, for God’s sake. Oh, come on, Mammy.

I don’t care if you’re going to the prom with John Paul II, Erin. I’m not buying you another frock. End of story.

But, Mammy, you don’t understand.

There’s nothing wrong with your Easter dress.

There is lots of things wrong with my Easter dress.

I mean, it matches Orla’s.

That being the main one.

Honestly, Erin, I think we’ll look so cracker if we both rock in wearing these.

Right. Well, I don’t.

Och, Mary, you’d think the wean’s been dropped into it. You wouldn’t nip in a bit for her? I’d do it myself but sewing plays havoc with my acrylics.

Fine.

I really like this fella, Mammy.

Well, if he really likes you, it won’t matter what you wear.

Och, come off it!

Have you a date lined up, Orla?

I do, aye.

What? With, like, a human?

Yeah.

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