Well, this prom is going to be a full-blown dick-fest. You know, there isn’t even gonna be a DJ. Apparently, Jenny’s hired this fucking pensioner band.
Christ, really?
I heard the drummer is at least 30.
I don’t feel so bad about missing it now. It clashes with my thing.
The creep convention? Seriously?
It’s not a creep convention.
Well, I think a load of perverts getting together to wank over some fella who fights with Hoovers and rides aliens in a telephone box, is the very fucking definition of a creep convention.
It's a Doctor Who night. Me and my stepdad used to watch it when I was little.
Well, someone should have called social services then, James.
You’re not going to the prom then, James. Well, I was gonna ask you to be my date.
I’m sorry, Clare.
You were gonna ask James to be your date? What the fuck’s wrong with you?
Well, it’s a bit more complicated for me.
You’re a lesbian, Clare, not desperate.
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