“Directly before the weeping, can you remember what...” – Father Peter, Derry Girls ... TV Quotes Database

Directly before the weeping, can you remember what you were doing, what you were talking about?

I remember that James was being a dick.

Miss Mallon.

I don’t like to use that word, Sister, but it’s so hard to describe James any other way, ‘cause he’s just such a dick.

I don’t think you’re a dick, James.

Really?

Really. And you know who else doesn’t think you’re a dick? Our Lord.

For feck’s sake.

How do you know Our Lord doesn’t think he’s a dick?

Our Lord doesn’t think anyone’s a dick.

I very much doubt that.

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