Who owns the fella?
Me. Well, come on, then, ball-ache. Are you introducing yourself, or what?
Hi. I’m Michelle’s cousin, James.
Why’s he making that funny noise?
He’s English, Orla. That’s the way they talk. He’s my Auntie Kathy’s wean. I told you about my Auntie Kathy. She went to England years ago to have an abortion. Never came back. Never got the abortion, either. Lucky for you, James, eh? Ha!
I didn’t actually know that.
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