Weyoun quotes from Deep Space Nine

Weyoun

It's confirmed. Our cloning facility on Rondac III has been destroyed. [fearfully] I could be the last Weyoun. That's why he picked that target.

Weyoun

Captain Benjamin Sisko. Your psychographic profile is required reading for Vorta Field Supervisors. I probably know things about you that you don't know yourself.

Benjamin Sisko

If you're trying to impress me, you can forget it.

Weyoun

What would you say if I offered to make you absolute ruler of the Federation? No President, no Starfleet Chief of Staff, just you.

Benjamin Sisko

I'd say your psychographic profile of me isn't as good as you think.

Weyoun

(laughs richly) Just doing my job.

I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life.

Victory is life.

Weyoun

Such a delightful people.

Miles O'Brien

I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I am very much alive and I intend to stay that way.

Benjamin Sisko

Amen!

Dukat

[noticing Sisko staring at Weyoun] This is one of my Dominion advisors, Weyoun.

Sisko

We've met. I saw you die.

Weyoun

That wasn't me. At least not exactly.

Dukat

The Vorta are experts at cloning.

Weyoun

It tends to mitigate the risk involved in so much of our work. My predecessor was the fourth incarnation of our noble progenitor: I am the fifth.

Sisko

Immortality.

Weyoun

Of a sort.

Sisko

There's enough poison in this bottle to kill twenty Cardassians.

Gul Dukat

Wha-?!

Weyoun

(chuckling) Oh, my! That is quite toxic, isn't it?

Gul Dukat

Are you insane?

Weyoun

The Vorta are immune to most forms of poison. Comes in handy when you're a diplomat.

Sisko

What can I do for you, Weyoun?

Weyoun

[brusque, with none of his previous obsequiousness] Captain Sisko, I'll keep this brief. We know all about the minefield.

Sisko

I assumed you'd find out sooner or later.

Weyoun

As I see it, you have two choices. Either you remove the mines...or we will take this station from you and remove them ourselves.

Weyoun

It would appear Captain Sisko removed or destroyed everything of value.

Gul Dukat

[Noticing Sisko's baseball] Not everything.

Weyoun

What is that?

Gul Dukat

A message from Sisko.

Weyoun

I don't understand.

Gul Dukat

He's letting me know... he'll be back.

Gul Dukat

A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place, to force them to acknowledge your greatness!

Weyoun

Then you kill them?

Gul Dukat

Only if it's necessary.

Weyoun

Odo?

Odo

[sarcastically] Yes, I know. I 'honour you with my presence'.

Weyoun

Pagh-Wraiths and Prophets? All this talk of gods strikes me as nothing more than superstitious nonsense.

Damar

You believe that the Founders are gods, don't you?

Weyoun

That's different.

Damar

[laughs] In what way?

Weyoun

The Founders are gods.

Weyoun

Tell me, Damar. When you're alone, do you even bother with a glass, or do you just drink that swill (kanar) directly from the bottle?

Damar

Depends on my mood.

Odo

Has it ever occurred to you that the reason you believe the Founders are gods is because that's what they want you to believe? That they built it into your genetic code?

Weyoun

Of course they did; that's what gods do. After all, why be a god if there's no one to worship you?

Odo

You still haven't answered my question. Why did you decide to defect?

Weyoun

I realize my place is with you.

Odo

You can do better than that.

Weyoun

Then let's just say I left Cardassia because my life was in danger.

Odo

From whom?

Weyoun

Everyone.

Odo

Aren't you being a little paranoid?

Weyoun

Of course I'm paranoid—everyone's trying to kill me.

Weyoun

"We become the ice". Only a god could think of such a thing.

Odo

Well, let's just hope the Jem'Hadar give up their search before we freeze to death.

Weyoun

My faith will keep me warm.

Odo

Perhaps. But in an hour, you may want to trade in that faith for a thermal blanket.

Weyoun

I wonder what the Defiant was doing out there?

Damar

Looking for survivors from the Koraga.

Weyoun

For that long?

Damar

Our adversaries don't view their soldiers as expendable. They're not bred in hatcheries like the Jem'Hadar.

Weyoun

If you have something to say, Damar, say it.

Damar

Do you have any idea of the casualties Cardassia has taken? There's not one family who hasn't lost someone to this war!

Weyoun

Their sacrifice will not be in vain. We will be victorious. [Damar takes another drink] A bit early, isn't it, even for you?

Damar

Something to warm the bones. It's freezing in here!

Weyoun

The Founder prefers it that way.

Damar

I don't see why we should suffer, she hasn't been in here for days!

Weyoun

Feel free to dress warmly.

Damar

I wonder what she does in her quarters all day. She didn't look well the last time I saw her. [sarcastically] I hope she's not ill!

Weyoun

How can a god be ill?

Damar

Perhaps she's not a god.