Worf quotes from Deep Space Nine

Damar

[handing over the guards' plasma rifles] There's a Cardassian patrol ship sitting in Launch Bay 3-A, two levels above us. Its computer has all the necessary information to get you past our security checkpoints.

Ezri

Why are you doing this?

Damar

I want you to give a message to the Federation. Tell them they have an ally on Cardassia.

Worf

Why should we trust you?

Damar

You can either trust me, or you can stay here and be executed.

Ezri

I vote for Option One.

Ezri Dax

Look. I'm just not sure that I should be giving you advice on what to do in this situation. It's a Klingon matter.

Worf

You are still a member of the House of Martok.

Ezri

This is the first that I've heard of it.

Worf

The General and I talked about it weeks ago. He likes you. And he considers you an honorable woman. A worthy successor to Jadzia. And so do I.

Ezri

That's very sweet of him.

Worf

"Sweet"?

Ezri

Not a very 'Klingon' word, is it?

Worf

No.

Ezri

It's very... honorable.

Worf

Better. Albeit a little obvious.

Worf

You rule without wisdom and without honour. The warriors that are gathered here will not say this to you, but I will. You are squandering our ships and our lives on a petty act of vengeance.

Gowron

[angrily] I should have known better than to trust you again! If you were a true Klingon, I would kill you where you stand! Fortunately for you, that child's uniform shields you from your rightful fate. [Worf removes his comm badge]

Worf

What I say now, I say as a member of the House of Martok, not a Starfleet officer. You have dishonoured yourself and the Empire, and you are not worthy to lead the Council!

Gowron

[outraged] There can be only one answer to that!

Ezri Dax

And you're not mad.

Worf

I am very happy for you. But I will have to kill him.

Ezri Dax

(alarmed) You're kidding, right?

Worf

And Jadzia said I did not have a sense of humor.

Admiral Ross

(to Worf) How would you feel being named Federation Ambassdor to Qo'noS?

Worf

I am not a diplomat.

Martok

And I am not a politician. But sometimes fate plays cruel tricks on us. Come, Worf. Qo'noS needs you. More importantly, I need you.

Ezri Dax

Well, you did help him become Chancellor. You can't very well turn your back on him now.

Worf

Well, my first duty is to you, Captain.

Benjamin Sisko

I'll probably regret this in the morning, but if it's what you really want...

Worf

It's been a great honor serving with you.

Benjamin Sisko

The honor's all mine.

Worf

I accept.

Martok

Excellent! Ha-ha! An ambassador who can go targ hunting with me! Perhaps being Chancellor won't be that bad after all.