Quark quotes from Deep Space Nine

Ezri Dax

At first, it struck me as a little... peculiar. But after I thought it over, I began to think that maybe this is a good sign after all.

Quark

How can hiding in one of Julian's adolescent programs be a good sign?

Julian Bashir

Hey...

Jake Sisko

It could be worse. He could be hiding in the Alamo program.

Or that ridiculous secret agent program.

Julian Bashir

Hey.

Rom

Or that stupid Viking program.

Julian Bashir

HEY!

Brunt

Zek instituted progressive income tax three months ago.

Quark

You call that a reform? Taxes go against the very spirit of free enterprise! That's they call it "free"!

Brunt

The government needed revenues to fund the new social programs. Wage subsidies for the poor, retirement benefits for the aged, healthcare for--

Quark

Stop, stop, stop! I had no idea things had gotten so bad! This is all Moogie's fault; he's been polluting Zek's mind with notions of "equality" and "compassion".

Quark

Whatever happened to the survival of the fittest? Whatever happened to the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer? Whatever happened to pure, unadultered greed?

Kira

Don't take it hard, Quark.

Quark

Hard? What are you talking about? That man loves me! Couldn't you see? It was written all over his back.