I travel in space and time ... and on trains
Tom Baker (The Fourth Doctor)
You are Australian, do you know my companion Tegan Jovanka? She had marvelous norks. I once asked her if I gave her five bucks if she would rub them together.
1245, a wonderful year.
This party's dryer than the dark side of the planet Aurelia. [spikes the eggnog and begins laughing sinisterly before sneaking away]
Oh, another scarf, well that's just what I need.
Do you have change for a Gallifrian zonk?
You call yourself the train guard when in fact you are really THE MASTER.
(comes out of toilet) Gaseous sulphides; low concentration; I'd give it twenty minutes.
(when asked why he was travelling in a train) Because the TARDIS was destroyed when I took it to Kwikfit!
When I was travelling, the girls wore big hats and polka-dotted skirts. He (Christopher Eccleston) gets to go around with Billie Piper, a good bit of skirt with a gob large enough to lose a submarine in. Not fair.
Oh good, because France, Kasterborous is an absolute sh*thole!
Maximus Decimus Meridius
Father to a mudered son, husband to a murdered wife ... but that's when I call Claims Direct! [cheesy music starts, Maximus walks through a call centre] If you've been involved in a motor accident that wasn't your fault, had a trip or fall anywhere, or had your family brutally murdered by the Empire's legionaires, call now.
Call MCMXXVI, that's MCMXXVI
I once had the plans, but they were stolen by Proximo and Gracchus.
Is your friend one of those who would plot a war against me?
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