You are Autons from the planet Tossoss!
“Tom Baker (The Fourth Doctor)”
I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up when I'm Peter Davison. Better yet, wake me up when I'm Sylvester McCoy.
(When a voiceover in the London Eye advises people to move to get their photo taken) Don't do it. It's a trap!
I travel in space and time ... and on trains
You are Australian, do you know my companion Tegan Jovanka? She had marvelous norks. I once asked her if I gave her five bucks if she would rub them together.
1245, a wonderful year.
This party's dryer than the dark side of the planet Aurelia. [spikes the eggnog and begins laughing sinisterly before sneaking away]
Oh, another scarf, well that's just what I need.
Do you have change for a Gallifrian zonk?
You call yourself the train guard when in fact you are really THE MASTER.
(comes out of toilet) Gaseous sulphides; low concentration; I'd give it twenty minutes.
(when asked why he was travelling in a train) Because the TARDIS was destroyed when I took it to Kwikfit!
When I was travelling, the girls wore big hats and polka-dotted skirts. He (Christopher Eccleston) gets to go around with Billie Piper, a good bit of skirt with a gob large enough to lose a submarine in. Not fair.
Oh good, because France, Kasterborous is an absolute sh*thole!
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