“Maximus Decimus Meridius” quotes from Dead Ringers

Father to a mudered son, husband to a murdered wife ... but that's when I call Claims Direct! [cheesy music starts, Maximus walks through a call centre] If you've been involved in a motor accident that wasn't your fault, had a trip or fall anywhere, or had your family brutally murdered by the Empire's legionaires, call now.

Call MCMXXVI, that's MCMXXVI

I once had the plans, but they were stolen by Proximo and Gracchus.

Is your friend one of those who would plot a war against me?

We can't use the rivers as they have been infested by the plague.

We must bathe with the women slaves ... it will heighten the men's spirits before going into battle.

Mick? I will call you Mickus

We must protect ourselves ... from the Visigoths, and the Huns, and the Barbarian Horde.