Dead Ringers quotes

Twenty-two unemployed people. A quarter of the budget of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, and no questions. No skill, and no idea why I get so worked up about the whole thing.

Inside this box is either £35,000 or an enraged snake. Lucy, you've rejected every deal the banker has offered you, you've refused to swap boxes, you're tolerating me standing far, far too close to you. Lucy, keep smiling but above all, keep your face free of corrosive snake venom.

Today, Chel-sea has won / To win, that is my job / To lose, that is to die / The league, it will be mine / A god, you're lookin' at one / And now the end is near.

And will you hand me back me amazin' COAT OF POW-WER!

Sweden, where I was designed and built

Play "Dress up" with David Beckham, "Pin the Metatarsal" on the Rooney, and "Climb a swing" on Peter Crouch

I am like a peaceful lake ... filled with concrete

It is very bad news. They now no longer can afford basic necessities like champagne, Aston Martins, or topless maid service.

Owen Hargreaves will be unable to afford his first-class ticket to the World Cup, so it might be more good than bad.

They have gotten second jobs. Wayne Rooney has hired himself out as a gorilla-gram, Theo Walcott is doing his classmate's schoolwork, and Peter Crouch is a dancer for Craftsmart.

They won't play well. And that's why I have 20 grand on Brazil. (does the Svenny dance)

The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.

You are Autons from the planet Tossoss!

I'm going to take a nap. Wake me up when I'm Peter Davison. Better yet, wake me up when I'm Sylvester McCoy.

(When a voiceover in the London Eye advises people to move to get their photo taken) Don't do it. It's a trap!