Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.
How many deaths is a disaster?
More than five. Five's bullshit.
How many?
16 to 20, disaster; 21 and up, catastrophe; 8 to 15 is a calamity.
7 and under?
That's a cryin' shame.
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