You need to fix it.
He put his hands on me.
Last time I checked, being pissed off wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. Don't do that again.
I didn't think he'd turn into a nutball.
Well, how would you have responded, Roxy? God appeared to the man.
I wouldn't be making up words and shit.
He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. Joseph Smith had the same thing happen to him. Now the Mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry.
Well what do you want me to do?
It's about restoring the status quo, the guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, he was supposed to get a parking ticket. You got to turn him back into a prick. If you ever take someone's soul again, without first having a post-it, I'm gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
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