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S1 E9

Dead Like Me · Season 1, Episode 9

Mason, George and others in “Sunday Mornings”

Mason

I'll show you both, we'll be like Romeo and Juliet. We will.

George

You do know how that story ended, don't you?

Daisy

If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.

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