If you had a relationship question, wouldn't you rather talk to somebody who was in a healthy, loving relationship?
Hell no! I always prefer to get my advice from people who are far more dysfunctional than I am; that way I feel good about my life.
S5Something Wilder
This is Jen Lindley, and I'm here to answer any questions that you may have concerning matters of the heart... or the groin.
OK, my question of the day is this: Why do guys do anything to get your phone number, but once they have it, never use it properly? I mean, why do they only use it for a booty call? Oh, and footnote: where does the term "booty call" come from? I mean, if "booty" means "sex", why don't people ever say: "let's go have booty"?
It is painfully obvious that the only reason you don't like his book is because you think it's affecting your mojo with the ladies.
EElliott
Well, that shows how little you know me. I have no mojo to speak of.
I think you have a little.
S5Guerilla Filmmaking
[after he has mistaken his one night stand's name] Oh come on, sweetheart, don't leave angry. Or if you must, at least don't drive angry.
RRina
Have a nice life, Stacey.
How do you do that thing?
What thing?
You smile and the whole world lights up.
You're not my type. You're not my type.
You already said that.
I know. I'm just... convincing myself.
[they kiss]
[to Joey] Our friendship is like the special-est thing that I've found since I came here. And what do I do? I step on it. I betray you. Why? Because I am weak when it comes to men.
If something happened between me and Audrey, it would be a horrible, terrible, awful thing, right?
Pacey, you're an idiot.
Ok. If one more person calls me an idiot, I'm really gonna start feeling bad about myself.
Don't you think I'd prefer you hooking up with someone amazing like Audrey rather than some random ditz who's name you can't even remember in the morning?
[to Audrey] I love you. [to Pacey] I love you. I love you both in the best, simplest way, and all I care about is that you guys are happy.
You're like... giving us permission?
You don't need my permission. I'm giving you my blessing... for what it's worth.
S5Downtown Crossing
Are you a virgin?
[pause] Can you be any more of a dick right now?
Yeah, I could shoot you.
My tenth birthday, my father takes me to the park, and if you knew Mike Potter, you'd know that was a pretty big deal. I mean, he never really had time for stuff like that... but he took me, and we played for hours... jungle gym, swings, everything... and I was so happy. He was so popular with the people, and... everyone seemed to know him, and... I was so proud to be his daughter. I mean, he was, like, the Mayor or something. It wasn't until years later that I realized he was dealing drugs to them.
Heartwarming story. What's your point?
My point is... my dad did a lot of crappy stuff. I mean, this is the guy who cheated on my mom with a cocktail waitress while she was dying of cancer. He let me and my sister down time and time again, so many times and in so many ways, it became funny. But you know what? That day at the park... it still goes down in the books as my favorite day ever.
Well, the point is, I love my wife. I love my daughter, but... I am who I am. Nothing's gonna change that. I mean, you wanna know why people do the things that they do. There is no why, sweetheart. They just do.
That's crap. If you really loved your daughter, if you really loved her, you wouldn't do those things.
Your daughter is, uh, really beautiful. It's a shame she has such a dickhead for a dad.
Well, sounds like your dad was a bit of a dickhead, too. Look how well you turned out.
You don't know anything about me.
True, but from what I can tell, you're pretty smart... and funny... and reasonably hot, and I imagine most of your friends like having you around... most of the time, when you're not smartin' off with that little mouth.
SSammy
Did my daddy do something bad to you?
[pause] No. He did something really nice for me.
SSammy
He did?
Yeah. I was crossing the street, and I wasn't paying any attention, and there was this car coming, and it was gonna hit me, but then your daddy came out and pushed me out of the way. He saved my life tonight.
SSammy
[Turns to her crying mother] Did you hear that, mama? Daddy's a hero.
[Grace kneels down and hugs her daughter]
GGrace
[Mouths silently to Joey] Thank you.
S5In A Lonely Place
Do you think that when, uh, when two people are in a relationship, that they should be passionate about the same things in order for it to work?
No. Not as long as they're passionate about each other.
And we are. Right? We're passionate about each other.
You're not having doubts about us, are you?
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