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Dawson's Creek Season 5 quotes

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S5Appetite for Destruction

So, Dawson... Dawson Leery!

That's my name.

Yep! Well, come on man.

Come on what?

Why, oh, why did you choose to take the lovely and talented Jen Lindley away for the weekend?

A woman even my tribe can't resist.

And here you are not sharing the details?

There's nothing to share.

Really? So that's why you've been staring at the bathroom door like you wish you had telekinetic powers? Which means to me that either you are very, very concerned about Audrey's wardrobe or, perhaps, you're concerned about Joey?

You call me crazy but I don't think Joey's gonna mind a little kissing. Unless, of course, something more happened.

Now, there's an interesting idea, but what more could have happened?

Guys, I'm not gonna go over the bases with you.

I didn't say bases, did you say bases?

Guys, we don't need details.

Alright, I'll be right back.

He did!

You think?!

Oh yeah, definitely did. Do you feel different?

I do! I do, I feel...different. I mean here we have Dawson Leery walking amongst us, and I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried he wasn't prepared - we didn't even get a chance to have the talk!...how do you know?

Mm. It's not so much him as it is her. I mean, as sick as this sounds, I know the look.

Oh man...you know, we almost did too.

I know, I know . . . come to think of it, we almost did once too.

Hmm...What do you think it takes?

A virgin and a straight guy.

Damn...

[about Joey] I don't know what I'm going to say to her.

You don't have to say anything.

Are you proposing that we sneak around Dawson Leery? Because you know, I am that kind of girl.

Um, Joey. Just so you know, for whatever it's worth, and I don't know what that is... I just didn't, I didn't plan on this.

I never assumed that you did.

I know, I just... this boy has always been between us in one way or another and I feel like you and I were finally getting close and I would just... I would really hate for that to be negated by this development.

You know what? Everyone seems to be operating under this assumption tonight that we're all going to react a certain way to this and that that way is somehow going to be apocalyptic. I don't know how many different ways to say this, but I'm fine, really. You're a good person Jen. That's exactly what Dawson needs right now.

Joey, it hurts to be around you... I see you even from across the room and it brings up a thousand memories. Not just of us, but of my entire life before. It's like I'm frozen in this place I can't bare to be. I care about you so much. As long as I can remember, everything's always come back to you and no matter what was happening between us even the thought of you was at least a constant comfort, but I can't go back. It just hurts. [pause] Something shifted when my father died; something was lost. And uh, part of me, the part of me that was still hopeful just thought that maybe you and I could be on hold and then all of a sudden this path that I was on, that seemed like such a great idea when I started it, just didn't make any sense. And the more I tried to stick to my routine, the harder it was to breath. And when Jen and I got out of town, it was like starting over.

S5Something Wild

[lying together in front of a fire] So when do you think the fun stops in a healthy relationship?

I have no idea, but I think we're going to have a blast finding out.

Tell me something. Does this sort of thing usually work with the ladies?

What sort of thing?

The 'if I'm this passionate about the sensual art of cooking, imagine how good I am in bed' thing?

Mm hmm.

Imagine how good you'd do if you actually trimmed your nails.

Come on, Joey. That guy is gorgeous.

Ok, he's gorgeous and... familiar.

We have to plot some smart, subtle way for you to meet him.

How about I go up to him and say, "Aren't you Charlie, the guy who dicked over Jen?"

That's Charlie? Charlie the jerk?

In the flesh.

So tell me. Does this sort of thing actually work?

I wouldn't know. I'm not like the rest of these pre-epoch Neanderthals in this place.

No?

I've never done this before.

Really?

Yeah.

So, you must've used a different tact with Jen Lindley, huh?

Hmm. Joey, the smart girl from Worthington.

Charlie, womanizer from Boston bay.

S5Sleeping Arrangements

You know how weird it is to live with somebody, to be with somebody who no matter what you do can always really see you? It's a little scary.

Mm hmm, it's a lot scary. Does it help if I remind you how much I like what I see?

I got asked out today.

[fakes a gasp] Of course, you said no.

Of course.

Because you're long-suffering and insane and fixated on Dawson.

How dysfunctional do you think I am?

About one lithium pill short of 'Girl Interrupted' status.

You totally want me.

Audrey, if you're attracted to me, you can just say so. We don't have to play all these childish games.

Hmm, Pacey... you're really nice and everything. It's just that... I don't know. You're kind of... boring.

I like to think I've come a long way over the past few years with Jennifer's help. Once upon a time, I couldn't even say the word penis.

You know what, it would... it would be fine by me if you never said it again.

I'm not your other boyfriends. I'm not going to fight with you, I'm not going to lie to you, and I'm not going to cheat on you. I'm going to the movies. If you want to come with me it would be great, if not I'll see you when I get home. Because I will come home and I'm going to keep coming home no matter how hard you try and push me away. Now you can either take my word for it or you can keep on testing me, either way Jen, the results are going to be the same.

S5Something Wilder

If that's what the people want, if they want me to be nasty and sarcastic, I can do that. I just need something that's gonna take me there. Pacey, say something disgusting.

Sure, would you prefer sexist or just downright vulgar? [Jen's cell phone rings]

Hold that thought. [Answers her phone] Hello. [in a sweet, childish voice] Hello, my little pumpkin.

Oh, you are so fired.

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