Your daughter is, uh, really beautiful. It's a shame she has such a dickhead for a dad.
Well, sounds like your dad was a bit of a dickhead, too. Look how well you turned out.
You don't know anything about me.
True, but from what I can tell, you're pretty smart... and funny... and reasonably hot, and I imagine most of your friends like having you around... most of the time, when you're not smartin' off with that little mouth.
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