Patrick quotes from Dawson's Creek

Pacey

Look, you like Harley, right?

Patrick

She has her strong points. Ok. I mean, as long as we're talking man to man, yeah, I like her. A lot.

Pacey

Well, good. Congratulations, man. 'Cause true feelings for a woman, that's about the best experience you're ever gonna have. I mean, it'll make you strong, it'll make you stupid, and it will definitely take you closer to being the man you want to be.

Patrick

Yeah, I don't know why I should be taking advice from you. Like you're some kind of Yoda when it comes to the chicks.

Pacey

Have you seen my date?

Patrick

Tell me more, Sensei.

Patrick

And as my fist was rocketing towards his neck, I was just, like, you know, Patrick, you're a lover, not a fighter.

That last part was pretty obvious. And as for the first part...

Patrick

You mean the lover part?

Not a chance.

Patrick

Oh. Well, I didn't mean it literally. Well, yeah, I did, but... you know, that's not the reason I'm at the dance with you. I'm at the dance with you because if I weren't, you'd be with some other guy, and that would kill me.

Because you like me?

Patrick

Yeah.

Nice speech. Pacey teach you that?

Patrick

Yeah. Yeah, that and how to unhook a bra with one hand.

Try it and you'll have one hand left.

Dawson

Cut, cut. Audrey, you're gonna have to take the robe off.

Audrey

You're kidding me.

Dawson

I thought we'd be in tight enough so we wouldn't see it, but it's right there.

Patrick

This is, like, my dream day.

Audrey

Ok, Dawson, what if I just show a little shoulder?

Dawson

Problem is, I need bare skin.

Jen

You need, like, spaghetti straps.

Joey

She's right. You have to have something to match the wardrobe Audrey would be wearing if Pacey junior hadn't walked into her chest with a jelly doughnut.

Dawson

We don't have an E.T.A. on that dress yet, do we?

Jack

Yes. Spin cycle. Your mom says it's gonna be about, uh, 20 minutes.

Patrick

Uh, excuse me. Is there any scenario in which she could just take off all her clothes? You know, at least for one take? Because then, you know, I feel like I could really give you an appropriate on-camera react—

Patrick

Aah!

Joey

Can I have 5 minutes alone with this guy?

Patrick

You don't know how long I dreamed of hearing you say that.