Buzz quotes from Dawson's Creek

Pacey

So you're a smartass? Guess that's why they put us together. People think I'm a smartass too.

Buzz

But when they get to know you they discover that under the gruff exterior lies a vulnerable beating heart. Get real. I'm not like the kids on "Seventh Heaven" and I'm not like you, Pissy.

Pacey

Pacey.

Buzz

Whatever, Pissy.

Buzz

So, who's the girl?

Pacey

What girl?

Buzz

The one you named your boat after

Pacey

True Love isn't a person, it's an idea. An unattainable idea.

Buzz

Who's the unattainable girl?

Pacey

Man, you just love getting under my skin, don't you?

Buzz

Have you kissed her?

Pacey

I told you, there's no girl.

Buzz

And why don't you just kiss her?

Pacey

Why don't you just shut your mouth?

Buzz

You have no problem taking a swing at a guy, but you can't tell a girl how you feel about her. Man, you're pathetic.

Buzz

[referring to Joey] Is she a hottie?

Pacey

I'm not gonna answer that.

Buzz

C'mon, I'm nine. I got years before I even get near it. Least you can do is cough up a description.

Pacey

She's so beautiful that when you look at her your knees tremble, your heart melts, and you know, without reservation, that there is order and meaning to the universe.

Buzz

She's a hottie.

Pacey

Oh, yeah.

Pacey

Hey.

Joey

Hey.

Buzz

Hey.

Pacey

Just a second...[to Buzz] Listen, if you'll give us two minutes, I'll give you ten sodas and a box of sugar, what do you say?

Buzz

Done!

Pacey

There you go [Gives him money. Buzz runs off] Hey...

Joey

Hey again.

Pacey

So I just want to say-

Joey

About the other night-

Joey

You go first.

Pacey

Well, uh...I just...I wanted to...I just wanted to say that, uh...I'm sorry. I mean all that stuff about disaster and Dawson and the ripple effect in our universe, it-it was all right, I mean, what I did, that was just monumentally stupid, I don't know what I was thinking, so...I just wanted you to know that it was an impulse, plain and simple, one that has left my body permanently...promise.

Joey

That's okay, Pacey, I mean...I totally overreacted, I mean something isn't a big deal unless you let it be and..and it...you know it's not a big deal...why get so upset? I mean it-it obviously meant nothing...right?

Pacey

Right...right because what I did was a mistake

Joey

Right.

Pacey

Right, well um, I guess that puts us back to just being friends [He holds out his hand, and fakes a smile]

Joey

[Takes his hand] Definitely. [She fakes a smile too]

Pacey

Great. [pause] Uh, alright, well, uh...yeah, I should probably get going, once that kid gets all that sugar in him...watch out, he's a little terror, you know, probably have to chase him back home, it's two miles, not pretty.

Joey

Well then I...I guess I'll see you later, Pacey.

Pacey

Yeah, I'll see you later, Joey.

Buzz

Is that her?

Pacey

Who?

Buzz

The girl

Pacey

What girl?

Buzz

The girl you want to kiss, stupid! The one you're in loovvve with

Pacey

Nope.