This stuff better wear off in a hurry, that's all I gotta say. Yes, sir. In the crime-fighting game, brawn helps, but it's brains that make the real difference.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Absolutely not! Never! Not in a million years! [Eek & Squeak plead] Forget it. I'd rather give up my 'Hex of the Month' Club than ever talk to Darkwing again! [door bell rings] Oh dear, that might be him now! How do I look? Am I pale enough? Are my cobwebs straight?
This carnival's nothing but a bunch of freaks, mutants and misfits. [sighs happily] Just like my last family reunion.
[shoving away a skeleton that tries to kiss her] Get a life!
I feel awful, stooping to such petty crimes. But you just can’t imagine how expensive a thermonuclear warhead is these days!
Negaduck, my little honeywumpus!
Hey! I'm supposed to be your little honeywumpus!
Care for a jawbreaker, sweetums?
Uh... why, thank you.
One broken jaw, coming up!
[entering an anvil factory] Why couldn't it be a pillow factory, just this once?
Wait a second. If I pretend to be a ghost, that will work. I'll give it a try.
Oh, what a day. I'm dead on my feet.
[Enter Darkwing as a ghost while Launchpad and Gosalyn, crying].
Launchpad, Gosalyn, what's wrong? Oh, what's the matter, sweetheart? Bad grades, sad movie, Launchpad cooked dinner?
Oh, D.W.! It worked.
Yes, yes, you called?
Now for the question, If I sounded like a ghost, How will we ever get along without him?
Without who? What are you talking about?
Oh, Launchpad...I can't believe he's...gone!
Gosalyn, honey, I'm right here, in the pink! Well, light pink, anyway.
It's like I can almost still hear him!
Almost! If I yell any louder, I'll rupture something!
Dad, you're alive! Oh, I'm so glad to have you back.
Something's happened to me. I don't know what, but I need your help.
You don't need help, D.W.; you need an undertaker!
Let's get one thing straight. I am not dead!
But Dad, if you're not dead, what are you?
Megavolt will be signing his new book, Doing Away With Superheroes for Fun and Profit. Hmm, I wonder if I'm in it."
No ad-libbing!
[Posing as Darkwing] Surrender, you evildoing bad guys, or face the doom of Darkwing Duck!
[Posing as Darkwing] Uh, I am the tenor that sings in the night! I am the, uh, uh, road salt that rots the underside of your car!
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