Alright, Daria, name your price.
Excuse me? My refusal to attend this field trip is based on moral and ethical objections so intrinsic...
$30.
$50.
Done.
Of course, this $50 merely buys my participation in the field trip. For an additional $20, I could be convinced not to tell Quinn about this arrangement.
I gave you life, Daria; I can take it away. [leaves]
[resigned voice] $50 should do it.
King Tut was buried without his diver. What the hell does that mean?!
That's liver, Dad.
Eww...
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