Let's find someplace we can nap in peace.
All right. But first, let's gamble all our chips away in one grand, magnificently pointless gesture.
That's the only kind of gesture I make.
[voiceover] Give away the chips.
[Daria places chips on number 13]
Hey, wouldn't it be ironic if we won?
Number 8.
So much for irony.
Daria, take my chips.
Excuse me?
You know, as a thank you for making me want to kill myself a little less than the processed sausages who call themselves your classmates.
You're not one of those "young people are our greatest hope" guys, are you?
Then you take them, Jane. For being so...
Yes?
...angular.
Hello, everyone. Hope there aren't any "card sharps" here. [chuckles]
Hmm. It is tempting. Especially with Mr. O'Neill about to sit down at the poker table.
I bet he has a good poker face.
But I'd rather be sleeping. Thanks, anyway.
"Give the chips away..." "Poker face..." Aah! Poker!
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