[Daria and Jane are on the ferris wheel with Stacy crying]
[sobs] But why? Is it something I said? Something I wore? Oh, I wish I were dead.
Look, don't flush your entire world down the drain just because some jerk didn't ask you out on a second date. It probably had nothing to do with you anyway.
Unless you did something really stupid, like bore him with your petty problems and convoluted logic.
Why would I do that?
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Daria quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Daria pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.